ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
9 lb Hammer seeds hit different. Big, chunky genetics that don’t mess around—this isn’t your dainty, citrus-sipping sativa. This is the kind of strain that sits heavy in your chest, like a warm anvil dropped from the clouds. You smoke this, you’re not going anywhere for a while. Couch-lock? More like couch-fusion. You become the couch.
It’s an indica-dominant beast, bred from Gooberry, Hell’s OG, and Jack the Ripper. Yeah, that’s a hell of a lineage. You can almost taste the chaos in the name. The buds come out dense—like, drop-one-on-your-foot-and-you’ll-know dense. Frosted over in trichomes, sticky as hell, and they reek. Sweet, earthy, a little grape, a little diesel. Smells like someone spilled cough syrup on a mechanic’s shirt. In a good way.
Growing these seeds? Not for the faint-hearted, but not rocket science either. They’re forgiving. You mess up the pH a bit, forget to water one day—she’ll still love you. Flowering time’s quick, around 50-60 days, and the yields? Solid. Not record-breaking, but enough to fill a few jars and make your friends jealous. Indoors or out, doesn’t matter much. Just give her space to stretch and a bit of love.
Now the high. Oh man. It creeps. You think you’re fine, then boom—your limbs are pudding. Your brain’s a lava lamp. Music sounds better, food tastes like it was made by angels. But don’t plan on doing taxes or deep philosophical debates. This is a shut-the-world-out, melt-into-yourself kind of ride. Great for pain, insomnia, anxiety—if your brain won’t shut up, 9 lb Hammer will duct tape its mouth shut and toss it in the trunk.
I’ve had nights where this strain knocked me out mid-sentence. Just—gone. Woke up with a half-eaten sandwich on my chest and a cat judging me. Worth it.
One weird thing though—some phenos lean more toward the Jack the Ripper side. A little more heady, a little less sedative. So if you’re hunting for that full-body KO, you might need to pop a few seeds and pick your winner. Cloning’s your friend here.
Bottom line? If you want something that hits hard, grows easy, and tastes like a stoned candy shop exploded in your face—9 lb Hammer’s your girl. Just don’t smoke it before work. Or during. Or really anytime you need to be a functioning adult. Save it for the end of the world or a Tuesday night. Same thing, sometimes.