ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
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Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Alien Breath seeds. Just saying the name feels like a secret—like something you shouldn’t say too loud in public, or maybe only whisper in the back of a smoke-filled van parked behind a dive bar. These aren’t your average backyard beans. No, these little bastards are intergalactic. Or at least they feel that way when the high hits just right—like you’re floating sideways through a wormhole made of cotton candy and static electricity.
Genetics? Yeah, they’re a twisted lovechild of Alien OG and Berry Breath, which already sounds like a sci-fi romance novel gone rogue. The result? A hybrid that doesn’t play fair. One minute you’re giggling at a squirrel, the next you’re staring into the void of your own existence wondering if time is even real. It’s got that indica backbone, sure, but don’t expect to just melt into the couch. This stuff has teeth. And claws. And maybe a ray gun.
Growing them? Not for the faint of heart. These plants can be moody—like, teenage-poetry-on-Tumblr moody. One week they’re thriving, stretching toward the light like they’ve got dreams of touching the sun. Next week? They’re sulking, leaves curled, acting like you forgot their birthday. But if you treat them right—good soil, decent airflow, maybe a little sweet talk—they’ll reward you with fat, frosty buds that smell like a blueberry got into a bar fight with a pine tree. And lost.
The aroma is wild. Sweet, earthy, with this weird diesel funk that hits your nose sideways. You open a jar and it’s like, “Whoa, what the hell is that?”—but in a good way. Like when you smell gasoline and kind of like it but don’t want to admit it. That kind of weird.
Smoke it and buckle up. First hit, you’re laughing. Second hit, you’re thinking about your ex from 2013 and wondering if she ever got that dog she talked about. Third hit? You’re horizontal. Not asleep, just… elsewhere. It’s heavy but not deadening. Like being wrapped in a warm blanket made of static and memory fragments.
Medical folks say it’s good for anxiety, pain, insomnia—all the usual suspects. And yeah, it probably is. But let’s be honest, most people just want to get weird with it. And it delivers. It’s not a party strain. It’s a “let’s sit in the dark and listen to Pink Floyd backwards” strain. A “what if the moon is just a big eye watching us” strain.
Yields? Decent. Not massive, not disappointing. Somewhere in the middle, like a B+ student who could do better but doesn’t really care. Indoor or outdoor, it’ll do its thing. Just don’t rush it. Let it take its time. Alien Breath doesn’t like being pushed. It’s got its own rhythm, and you either vibe with it or you don’t.
I’ve grown it twice. Smoked it more times than I can count. Once I forgot my own name for like twenty minutes. Another time I wrote a poem about a toaster that made me cry. So yeah—it’s that kind of strain. Not for beginners. Not for control freaks. But if you like your weed a little strange, a little unpredictable, and a lot cosmic? Alien Breath might just be your new favorite mistake.
Or maybe it’s just weed. Who knows anymore.