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Amnesia seeds. Man, where do you even start with these things? They’ve been floating around the cannabis scene for years—like some kind of mythic strain that everyone’s heard of but not everyone’s actually tried. And if you have? You remember. Or maybe you don’t. That’s kind of the joke, right?
These seeds grow into tall, lanky beasts. Sativa-dominant, obviously. You can smell it before you even light it—sharp citrus, a little pine, something almost metallic in the back of your throat. Like biting into a lemon while standing in a mechanic’s garage. Weird, but it works. The high? Fast. Relentless. It doesn’t creep—it kicks the door in and starts rearranging your thoughts before you even sit down. You’re halfway through a sentence and then . . . wait, what was I saying?
That’s Amnesia. It’s not gentle. It’s not subtle. It’s not for your grandma unless your grandma used to party in Ibiza and still wears mirrored sunglasses indoors. I’ve seen people take one hit and just stare at their hands for ten minutes like they’ve never seen fingers before. I’ve also seen people write entire screenplays on it. So yeah—depends on the day, depends on the brain.
Growing it? Not for the faint-hearted. It stretches like it’s trying to touch the ceiling. Needs space, needs light, needs patience. But damn, when it flowers—those buds are like little green grenades, frosty as hell, sticky like spilled soda. You’ll open your grow tent and just stand there, grinning like an idiot. Or maybe that’s the smell getting to you.
Some folks say it’s overhyped. Too intense. Too chaotic. But that’s kind of the point. It’s not a background strain. You don’t smoke Amnesia and then go do your taxes. You smoke Amnesia and forget you even have taxes. Or a job. Or a name.
Honestly, I love it. Not every day—god no. But when the mood hits and the stars line up and you’ve got nowhere to be? It’s like flipping the switch on your brain and letting it run wild for a while. Just don’t expect to get anything productive done. Or remember what you were doing in the first place.
Anyway. If you’re thinking about growing it—do it. Or don’t. I don’t care. But if you do, buckle up. It’s a ride.