ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Banana Puddintain. Just saying it out loud makes you grin a little, doesn’t it? Sounds like something your grandma might’ve whipped up on a Sunday afternoon—except this one’ll knock you sideways if you’re not careful. These seeds, man… they’re not your average backyard grow. They’ve got attitude. Sticky, loud, and sweet in a way that feels almost illegal (well, depending on where you’re standing).
First time I cracked one open, I didn’t know what to expect. The name’s playful, sure, but the genetics? Serious business. Banana OG meets GMO—yeah, that GMO. Garlic, mushroom, onion funk with a banana cream pie twist? It shouldn’t work. But it does. Like, weirdly well. Like, “why am I grinning at my houseplants for twenty minutes” well.
These seeds grow like they’ve got something to prove. Thick stalks, dense nugs, and that smell—Jesus. It creeps in slow, then smacks you in the face like a hot kitchen full of overripe fruit and diesel fumes. Not subtle. Not polite. But damn if it doesn’t linger in the best way. You’ll find yourself sniffing your hoodie two days later wondering why you’re suddenly hungry and nostalgic.
Now, growing them? Not for the lazy. They stretch. They eat. They demand attention like a spoiled cat. But if you treat them right—give ’em space, feed ’em proper, maybe whisper a few sweet nothings—they’ll pay you back in gold. Or at least in trichome-caked buds that look like they’ve been rolled in sugar and moonlight.
Smoke hits heavy. Couch-lock city if you overdo it. But there’s this weird clarity too, like your brain’s been scrubbed clean with banana pudding and Windex. Creative types might love it. Or hate it. Depends on how much you like arguing with your own thoughts.
Honestly, I don’t even know if I’d recommend it to everyone. Some folks want mellow. Predictable. Banana Puddintain laughs at that. It’s chaotic good. A little rude. But unforgettable. Like that one friend who always shows up late, smells amazing, and somehow steals the whole damn party.
So yeah. If you’re looking for something safe? Keep walking. But if you want a strain that tastes like dessert and hits like a freight train full of funk—these seeds might just be your next bad decision. And I mean that in the best possible way.