ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Blue Alien seeds. Just the name sounds like something out of a dusty VHS sci-fi flick—neon lights, chrome helmets, weird synth music in the background. But no, this isn’t some intergalactic seed bank. It’s weed. Real, sticky, mind-bending cannabis. And it’s good. Like, “forget what you were saying mid-sentence” good.
These seeds grow into something that looks like it came from another planet—deep purples, electric blues, frosty trichomes like sugar dusted over velvet. You crack open a jar and it hits you: blueberry pie left in a pine forest overnight. Sweet, earthy, a little funky. Not skunky-funky, more like… alien fruit funk. Hard to explain. You’ll know it when you smell it.
Now, growing it? Not for the lazy. These plants can be moody. They stretch, they sulk, they demand attention. But if you treat them right—give them the right light, the right whispers—they’ll reward you with dense, resin-glazed nugs that look like they were grown in zero gravity. Indoor growers love it for its compact size. Outdoor growers? Eh, mixed bag. Depends on your latitude and your luck.
Smoke it and—bam—you’re not here anymore. Couch-lock? Sometimes. But it’s not a guaranteed KO. It’s more like your brain floats six inches above your skull while your body melts into the furniture. Creative types love it. Writers, painters, people who stare at clouds for too long. It’s got that dreamy, slow-motion vibe. But don’t expect to do your taxes on it. Or maybe do, but they’ll be very creative taxes.
THC levels? High. Like, “don’t smoke a full joint unless you’ve cleared your schedule” high. Some batches test in the mid-20s, but it’s not just about numbers. The high is layered. Starts in your temples, spreads like warm honey, then—whoosh—your thoughts start echoing. Some people get giggly. Others just stare at their hands for an hour. I once wrote a poem about a spoon. A spoon.
Genetics-wise, it’s a cross between Blueberry and Alien Kush. Makes sense. You get the fruity sweetness from the Blueberry, and the cosmic, slightly paranoid edge from the Alien side. It’s like a lullaby sung by a robot. Comforting, but also… what the hell is that robot doing in your room?
Medical users dig it too. Anxiety, insomnia, pain—Blue Alien doesn’t cure anything, obviously, but it sure makes you forget you’re hurting for a while. Some say it helps with appetite. Others say it makes them too spacey to eat. Bodies are weird. Brains are weirder.
Would I recommend it? Yeah. But not to everyone. If you’re new to weed, maybe start with something a little less… interdimensional. This stuff’s for seasoned travelers. People who’ve been to the edge and want to go a little further. Just don’t expect to come back the same.
And for the love of all things green—don’t smoke it before a job interview. Or do. I don’t know your life.