ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Blue Monster Seeds. Just the name hits different, doesn’t it? Like something out of a comic book—except instead of fighting crime, you’re melting into your couch with a bag of chips and a grin that won’t quit. These seeds aren’t for the faint-hearted or the half-committed. They’re for the folks who want their cannabis loud, sticky, and borderline mythological.
I’ve grown them. Twice. First time was a disaster—overwatered, underloved, and still, somehow, the buds came out looking like they’d been dipped in powdered sugar and regret. Second time? I paid attention. Fed her right. Gave her music. She gave me back something that smelled like blueberries had a lovechild with diesel fuel. Sweet, sharp, and a little rude. Like a fruit punch that punches back.
Here’s the thing: Blue Monster isn’t just about flavor or yield (though, yeah, she’s got both). It’s the vibe. The way the plant grows—short, squat, like it’s trying to stay low to the ground and avoid being noticed. But then it flowers, and boom. Purple hues, trichomes like frostbite, and a smell that’ll make your neighbor knock on your door “just to say hi.”
Indica-leaning, if you care about that. I don’t always. What I care about is the high. And this one? Slow creep. You think you’re fine, then you’re not. Legs heavy. Thoughts weird. Music sounds like it’s underwater but in a good way. I once stared at a lava lamp for 45 minutes on this stuff. No regrets.
Germination rate’s solid—like 9 out of 10 if you don’t treat them like garbage. They’re not picky, but they do like warmth. Humidity. A little affection. Don’t toss them in a cold basement and expect miracles. Treat them like royalty, and they’ll reward you with buds that look like they belong in a museum. Or a rap video.
Is it the best strain ever? I don’t know. Depends on your mood. Some days I want something cerebral and floaty. Other days, I want to feel like I’m being hugged by a bear made of velvet. Blue Monster’s the latter. Heavy. Comforting. A little dumb, in the best way.
Oh—and the smell during flowering? Forget stealth. Your whole house will reek like a candy store exploded inside a gas station. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Would I grow it again? Hell yes. Would I recommend it to a beginner? Maybe. If they’ve got patience. And a decent carbon filter. And a sense of humor.
Anyway. Blue Monster Seeds. They’re weird. They’re wonderful. They’re not for everyone—but if they’re for you, you’ll know it the second you crack that jar open and take a whiff. Boom. Game over.