ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Ever cracked open a jar of Cake Breath and just—stopped? Like, damn. That smell. It’s not just sweet, it’s thick. Heavy. Like someone baked a vanilla cake in a pine forest and forgot to open a window. There’s this weird, creamy funk too—like frosting left out too long. But in a good way. A stoner’s way.
These seeds? Cake Breath seeds? They’re not beginner stuff. You don’t just toss them in dirt and hope. Nah. They’re moody. Temperamental. But if you treat them right—if you baby them a little—they’ll give you something wild. Dense, sticky buds that look like they’ve been rolled in powdered sugar and regret. And the high? Oh man.
It creeps. First it’s just a little warm behind the eyes. Then your thoughts start melting into each other like crayons in the sun. You forget what you were saying mid-sentence but you’re smiling anyway. Couch-lock? Yeah, probably. But it’s not a prison—it’s a damn velvet throne.
Genetics-wise, it’s Wedding Cake crossed with Mendo Breath. Which, if you know your strains, tells you everything and nothing. Cake brings that dessert vibe—sweet, creamy, a little vanilla. Mendo’s the opposite: earthy, gassy, a little mean. Together? It’s like a sugar rush with a steel-toed boot behind it.
Growing them indoors? Doable. But you better have airflow dialed in, humidity under control, and patience. These girls get bushy. Like, jungle-in-your-tent bushy. Prune or perish. Outdoors, they’ll stretch more—breathe a little easier. But they still want attention. They’re not the kind of plant you forget about for a week and come back to flowers. They’ll punish you for that.
Smoke it at night. Or don’t. I’m not your mom. But don’t say I didn’t warn you when you’re halfway through a bag of chips wondering if time is real.
Some folks say Cake Breath is too strong. Too sedative. Too much. I say those folks should stick to their sativas and leave the real stuff to the rest of us. This isn’t a strain for productivity. It’s for shutting the world out and sinking into your own damn brain.
Anyway. If you’re looking for something loud, sticky, and unapologetically heavy—Cake Breath might be your jam. Just don’t expect it to hold your hand. This one bites back.