ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Cat Piss. Yeah, that’s really the name. And no, it doesn’t smell like a litter box soaked in regret—well, maybe a little. But that’s kind of the point. It’s sharp. It’s funky. It punches your nose before it ever touches your brain. But once it does? Oh man.
First time I cracked a jar of this stuff, I thought something had gone wrong. Like, “Did someone store this next to a dead raccoon?” wrong. But then it hit me—pine, ammonia, sour citrus, something almost metallic. It’s weird. But weird in that way you can’t stop sniffing. Like gasoline. Or Sharpies. You know it’s off, but you lean in anyway.
Genetically, it’s a phenotype of Super Silver Haze—or maybe a cousin. Depends who you ask. Some old heads swear it was a fluke, a happy accident from a batch in the late ’90s. Others say it’s a lost strain, resurrected by obsessive growers with too much time and not enough social lives. Either way, it’s sativa-heavy, and it shows.
Smoke it and you’ll know. It doesn’t creep. It slaps. Fast. Like someone flipped a light switch in your skull. Suddenly you’re alert, chatty, maybe even a little jittery if you overdo it. Not couch-lock weed. This is “clean the garage at 2 a.m.” weed. “Write a manifesto” weed. It’s got that electric edge—makes your thoughts race, your heart tap dance.
But here’s the thing—growing it? Not for the faint of heart. She’s picky. Sensitive to humidity, throws tantrums if the pH is off, and stretches like she’s trying to touch the ceiling. Yields can be meh unless you dial her in just right. But if you do? Sticky, crystal-coated buds that reek like a chemical spill in the best way possible.
Some folks can’t stand it. They’ll take one whiff and nope out. Too pungent, too weird, too much. That’s fine. More for the rest of us. The ones who like our weed with a little attitude. A little danger. Something that doesn’t just get you high, but makes you remember it.
I’ve had smoother strains. Prettier ones, too. But Cat Piss? She’s got personality. And in a world full of cookie-cutter hybrids and Instagram-friendly nugs, that counts for something.
Would I recommend it to a newbie? Hell no. But if you’ve been around the block, if you’re bored of the same ol’ sweet and fruity fluff—this might be your jam. Or your nightmare. Depends on your nose. And your brain chemistry. And maybe your childhood trauma, who knows.
Anyway. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.