ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Cherry Cheesecake seeds—man, where do I even start? You crack open a pack of these and it’s like someone smacked you in the face with a bakery window. Sweet, sticky, dense with that weirdly creamy funk underneath. Not like actual cheesecake, more like the idea of cheesecake if it got baked into a joint and lit on fire. You know?
These seeds aren’t for the faint-hearted or the lazy. They’ve got attitude. Big, bushy plants that stretch out like they own the damn grow room. You’ll need to keep an eye on them—train them, top them, maybe even whisper to them if you’re into that kind of thing. Left alone, they’ll go wild. Not in a bad way, just… unruly. Like a teenager with a fake ID and a head full of dreams.
Genetically, it’s a bit of a Frankenstein’s monster. Some say it’s a cross between Cherry Pie and Cheese, others throw in Skunk or even OG Kush into the mix. Honestly, who knows. Breeders lie. Or forget. Or just don’t care. What matters is the smoke—it’s heavy, rich, and weirdly nostalgic. Like you’re ten years old again, sneaking into the kitchen at midnight for dessert, except now the dessert punches you in the lungs and makes you forget your own name for a few hours.
THC levels? High. Like, “I-shouldn’t-have-smoked-that-whole-bowl” high. It creeps up on you, too. First you’re giggling at your cat, then you’re staring at the wall wondering if time is broken. Good for anxiety, maybe. Or terrible for it. Depends on the person. I wouldn’t recommend it for a first-timer unless you want to watch them melt into the couch like a candle.
Outdoor growers—watch out. These girls stink. Not just a little. Like, “your neighbor calls the cops” stink. Indoors, you’ll need a serious filter setup unless you want your whole apartment smelling like a fruit-and-cheese crime scene. But if you can handle the smell and the maintenance, the payoff is ridiculous. Fat, resin-dripping buds that look like they’ve been rolled in sugar and sadness.
And the high? It’s a slow roller. Starts in the head, behind the eyes, then oozes down your spine like warm syrup. You’ll feel it in your knees. Your thoughts slow down, but in a good way. Like someone hit the mute button on the chaos. Perfect for late-night nonsense or zoning out with headphones and a lava lamp. Maybe not great for productivity—unless your job is watching clouds and forgetting what you were doing.
Some folks say it’s a 50/50 hybrid. Others swear it leans indica. Honestly, it doesn’t matter. Labels are for jars, not weed. What matters is how it makes you feel—and Cherry Cheesecake? It makes you feel like you’re floating through a dessert dream, half-baked and grinning like an idiot.
Grow it if you’ve got the patience. Smoke it if you’ve got the tolerance. Love it if you’ve got the guts.