ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Chiquita Banana seeds. Yeah, they sound like a joke at first—like some stoner marketing gimmick cooked up in a dorm room. But then you crack open a jar of the cured flower, and it hits you. Hard. Sweet, tropical funk with a diesel twist that punches your nose before your brain even catches up. This isn’t your average backyard bud. This is top-shelf, melt-your-face-off weed disguised in a name that sounds like a cartoon character.
Growing it? Not for the faint of heart. These seeds don’t just sprout and behave. They stretch. They get wild. You’ll need to train them—LST, topping, maybe even a little whispering if you’re into that. Indoors, they can be tamed. Outdoors? They’ll try to take over the damn garden. But the payoff? Sticky, resin-dripping colas that reek of overripe bananas soaked in jet fuel. It’s weirdly beautiful.
THC levels? Through the roof. Like, 25%+ if you don’t screw it up. Which means this isn’t a “let’s smoke and do laundry” kind of strain. This is “cancel your plans, you’re about to melt into the couch and talk to your cat for three hours” weed. It’s euphoric, sure—but also disorienting if you’re not ready. I’ve seen seasoned smokers take one hit and just… stare at the wall like it owed them money.
And the high? It creeps. First it’s all giggles and cotton candy brain, then suddenly you’re floating sideways through your own thoughts. Creative types love it—painters, musicians, people who write weird stuff at 3 a.m. It unlocks something. Or maybe it just breaks the lock entirely and lets the chaos pour out. Either way, it’s a trip.
But let’s be real—this isn’t for beginners. If you’re still figuring out the difference between indica and sativa, maybe don’t start here. Chiquita Banana is like jumping into the deep end wearing ankle weights. You’ll either come out enlightened or completely fried.
Still. There’s something about it. The flavor, the intensity, the way it lingers in your lungs and your mind. It’s not just another strain—it’s an experience. And if you’ve got the guts (and the grow setup), these seeds? They’ll reward you. Big time.
Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.