Buy Cinderella 99 Seeds — 2025 Harvest 🌱
Cinderella 99 seeds. C99. Cindy. Whatever you call it—this one’s a damn legend. Not in the “oh yeah, that strain’s pretty good” kind of way. No. This is the one you keep hearing about from that guy who’s been growing since the 90s and still wears tie-dye unironically. And he’s not wrong. This thing hits like a sugar-coated freight train.
Let’s get one thing straight: Cinderella 99 isn’t for everyone. It’s not mellow. It’s not subtle. It’s a sativa-dominant hybrid that’ll slap your brain awake and then whisper weird ideas in your ear for the next three hours. You’ll clean your kitchen at 3am. You’ll write a screenplay. You’ll call your ex and apologize for that thing you said in 2014. It’s that kind of high.
Now the seeds—those are gold. Compact plants, fast flowering (like, 7-9 weeks, which is nuts for a sativa-heavy strain), and they don’t stretch like crazy. You can grow them in a closet if you’re clever. Or lazy. Or both. They stay short, bushy, manageable. And the yield? Way more than you’d expect from something this size. It’s like a chihuahua giving birth to a Great Dane. Makes no sense, but there it is.
Smell-wise? Fruity. Pineapple-ish. But not in that fake candy way—more like someone smashed a fruit salad into a pine forest and then lit it on fire. There’s a sharpness to it. A little funk. Not skunky, though. More like... tropical BO. In a good way. If that makes sense. It probably doesn’t.
People say it’s good for creativity. I say it’s good for getting lost in your own head and coming out with something weird and beautiful. Or terrifying. Depends on the day. It’s not couchlock weed. It’s “let’s reorganize the garage and then write a manifesto” weed. You’ve been warned.
Breeders? Originally from Brothers Grimm—those guys knew what they were doing. Took a Jack Herer phenotype, crossed it with Shiva Skunk, and then backcrossed the hell out of it until it was stable, potent, and just a little bit insane. Like a mad scientist in plant form. You can find feminized versions now, which makes life easier. No guessing games. No wasted space. Just plant, wait, harvest, blast off.
Is it beginner-friendly? Sort of. It’s forgiving, yeah, but it’s also fast and potent and can get away from you if you’re not paying attention. Like a toddler with a Red Bull. But if you’re even halfway competent, you’ll be fine. Maybe even proud. Maybe even smug. You’ll want to show it off. You’ll want to name it. Don’t. That’s weird.
Anyway. Cinderella 99. It’s not hype. It’s real. It’s loud. It’s fast. It’s yours if you want it.