ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Ever cracked open a Clementine and found one of those tiny, stubborn seeds stuck in the pulp? Yeah—same name, different vibe. Clementine cannabis seeds aren’t citrus, but they do carry a kind of electric sweetness that hits you sideways. You grow this strain, you’re not just planting weed. You’re planting sunshine. Or something close to it. Depends who you ask.
These seeds—small, dark, tiger-striped like they’ve been through something—are sativa-dominant. That means energy. Not the jittery, teeth-grinding kind. More like a “let’s clean the kitchen at 2 a.m. while dancing to Bowie” kind. It’s got that zing. That citrusy, sharp, almost-too-bright flavor that makes your tongue curl and your brain go, “Wait, what?”
Grows fast. Not stupid fast, but fast enough to keep you checking on it like a worried parent. Outdoors? Sure. Indoors? Even better. She’s not fussy, but she’s not lazy either. Give her some love—light, airflow, decent soil—and she’ll stretch tall, lanky, like a teenager who just discovered eyeliner and sarcasm. Buds come in sticky clusters, orange hairs everywhere, like someone dropped a highlighter in a pine forest.
And the smell. Oh man. It’s like peeling an orange in a hot car. Sweet, sour, a little funky. Some people say it’s nostalgic. I say it’s loud. You’ll smell it through the jar, through the wall, maybe through time. Don’t grow this if you’re trying to be subtle. It’s not a subtle plant. It’s a “look at me” kind of strain. And honestly? It earns it.
Smoking Clementine is like flipping a switch. One minute you’re dragging your feet, the next you’re reorganizing your bookshelf by color and genre and emotional trauma. It’s cerebral, yeah, but not in a “let’s overthink our existence” way. More like “let’s make a zine and start a band.” It’s creative. It’s weird. It’s fun. And it doesn’t crash you into the couch like some of those heavy indicas that feel like wet blankets on your soul.
I’ve seen people underestimate it. “Oh, sativa? I’ll be fine.” Then they’re pacing the kitchen, talking about starting a kombucha business. It’s not dangerous, just…motivating. Like a really enthusiastic friend who shows up uninvited but brings snacks.
Is it for everyone? Nah. If you’re looking for something to knock you out cold, this ain’t it. But if you want a high that feels like a sunrise—fast, bright, a little overwhelming—Clementine’s your girl.
Seeds are out there. Not always easy to find, but worth it. Some breeders hoard them like secrets. Some sell them like candy. Just make sure you’re getting the real deal. There’s a lot of knockoffs floating around—stuff that smells like lemon Pledge and hits like a wet sock. Don’t settle.
Grow it once, you’ll remember it. Grow it twice, you’ll probably name your cat after it. Or your kid. Who knows. Clementine sticks with you.