ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Dairy Queen seeds. Yeah, the name throws people off—like, what? Ice cream? But no, this isn’t about sundaes or soft-serve. This is cannabis. And not just any cannabis. We’re talking about a strain that smells like a bakery got high and started making cheese danishes with fruit filling. It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It’s one of those strains that makes you stop mid-hit and go, “Wait, what the hell is that flavor?”
So here’s the deal. Dairy Queen is a cross between Cheese and Space Queen. That’s where the funk comes from. The Cheese gives it that sour, creamy, almost foot-smell thing—sounds gross, but trust me, it slaps. Then Space Queen adds this sweet, fruity layer that’s like biting into a cherry Starburst while standing in a barn. I know that doesn’t make sense. But it does. Somehow.
Growing these seeds? Not for the lazy. Or maybe it is, depending on how much you care about yield versus vibe. Plants stay medium height—manageable. Bushy. They don’t stretch like crazy, but they do need attention. Prune them. Talk to them. Or don’t. They’ll still give you buds that reek in the best way. Indoors, outdoors, hydro, soil—whatever. They’re not divas, but they’re not pushovers either. You gotta meet them halfway.
Flowering time? Around 7 to 9 weeks. Sometimes longer if you’re chasing that full terp profile. And you should. Because the terps on this one? Jesus. It’s like someone melted a cheese platter into a fruit smoothie and sprinkled it with diesel. Sounds disgusting. Tastes amazing. Smells even better when it’s cured right—sticky jars, loud as hell, makes your whole closet smell like a weed bakery.
High-wise, it’s a creeper. First you’re like, “Eh, this is chill.” Then—bam—you’re laughing at your own socks. It’s not couchlock, but it’s not get-up-and-clean-the-garage either. Somewhere in the middle. Euphoric. A little spacey. Creative if you catch the wave. Or just dumb and happy. Depends on the day.
I’ve had batches that leaned more Cheese—those were heavier, more body buzz, more “let’s watch cartoons and eat cereal at 2am.” Others leaned Space Queen—lighter, floatier, like your brain’s a balloon tied to a lawn chair. You never really know what you’re gonna get unless you grow it yourself, which is kinda the point, right?
And yeah, the name still messes with people. “Dairy Queen? Like the ice cream place?” No, Karen. Like the weed that makes your mouth taste like cherry cheesecake and your brain feel like it’s melting into a beanbag chair. Get with it.
Honestly, if you’re into funky hybrids that don’t play by the rules—this one’s a must. It’s not for everyone. Some people hate the smell. Some people think it’s too weird. Good. More for the rest of us.
Grow it. Smoke it. Love it. Or don’t. But don’t pretend it’s just another strain. It’s not. It’s Dairy Queen. And it’s a trip.