ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Disco Glitter Seeds. Just the name makes your brain twitch a little, right? Like—what the hell is that? Sounds like a glam rock band from 1978 or a rave in a lava lamp. But no, it’s weed. Or rather, the seeds that’ll grow into weed so sparkly and loud it practically sings Bowie through your nostrils.
These aren’t your average backyard bagseed. Nah. Disco Glitter is bred for flash. Not just in looks—though the buds do shimmer like someone spilled sugar on velvet—but in the way it hits. Fast. Euphoric. A little unhinged, maybe. Like you’re dancing alone in your kitchen at 2am, wearing socks and nothing else, because the world is ending and you just don’t care anymore.
Genetics? Who knows. Some say it’s a cross between Grape Pie and something citrusy, maybe Tangie or Tropicana Cookies. Others swear it’s got a hint of Skunk in there, just enough to give it that weird funk that sticks to your tongue. I don’t really care. It works. It slaps. That’s enough for me.
Growing it’s not too bad either—if you’ve got a little patience and don’t mind babysitting. She’s finicky. Not a diva, exactly, but moody. Likes her space, hates humidity, throws a tantrum if your pH drifts too far. But treat her right and she’ll reward you with buds so dense they feel like wet rocks. Covered in trichomes. Sticky as hell. Smells like a fruit salad got drunk and fell into a pile of pine needles.
Smoke it and you’ll know. First hit—bam. Lights on. Brain starts doing cartwheels. It’s not couchlock, not really, but you’re not getting much done either. You’ll talk a lot. Laugh at nothing. Maybe cry a little, but in a good way. It’s emotional weed. Glitter for your insides.
I gave some to my buddy Chris and he said it made him remember his ex-girlfriend’s perfume. Then he ate an entire loaf of banana bread and passed out watching Planet Earth. That’s the kind of trip we’re talking about here.
Is it for everyone? Hell no. Some folks want chill, mellow, background noise weed. This isn’t that. This is front row, spotlight, glitter in your teeth. It’s loud. It’s weird. It’s beautiful in a kind of trashy, cosmic way.
So yeah. Disco Glitter Seeds. Grow them if you want something that doesn’t just get you high—it makes you feel like you’re starring in your own music video. With lasers. And maybe a tiger. I don’t know. It’s that kind of vibe.