ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
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- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Dogwalker OG seeds. Man, where do I even start? This strain’s got a reputation that walks in the room before you do—loud, skunky, and just a little bit rude in the best way possible. You crack open a jar and boom—earthy, piney funk with that diesel twist that hits the back of your throat like a memory you didn’t ask for. It’s not subtle. It doesn’t want to be.
I’ve grown it. Smoked it. Sat on my porch staring at the sky with it. It’s a hybrid, sure, but don’t let that word fool you into thinking it’s balanced or whatever. This one leans into its personality—starts off with this cerebral buzz that makes you feel like you’ve got ten tabs open in your brain, all playing different music. Then, outta nowhere, your body just… gives in. Not couchlock exactly, more like couch-hug. You’re not stuck—you just don’t wanna leave.
Growing it? Not for the faint of heart. These plants get bushy, like they’ve got something to prove. You’ll need to train them, top them, maybe even whisper sweet nothings if you’re into that kind of thing. But damn, the payoff. Dense nugs, sticky as hell, and that smell—Jesus. Your neighbors will know. Your mailman will know. Your cat will judge you.
Genetics-wise, it’s a cross between Albert Walker and Chemdawg. Which explains a lot. That Chemdawg lineage brings the diesel and the punch, while Albert Walker adds this weirdly nostalgic, almost citrusy undertone. Like someone spilled lemon cleaner on a forest floor. Sounds gross. Smells amazing.
I’ve had people tell me it’s their go-to for anxiety. Others say it makes them paranoid as hell. That’s the thing—Dogwalker OG doesn’t care what you think it should be. It just is. Some days it’s your best friend. Other days it’s like, “Hey, remember that embarrassing thing you did in 2009?”
And the seeds? If you can get your hands on legit ones—do it. Don’t mess around with sketchy breeders. This isn’t a strain you want watered down or crossed with some random autoflower nonsense. You want the real deal. The kind that makes trimming day feel like a sticky, smelly, glorious nightmare.
Honestly, I don’t even smoke it all the time. It’s too much for regular use. But when I need to reset, or just get weird with my thoughts for a while—Dogwalker’s the one I call. It’s like that friend who’s always a little too intense, but damn if they don’t make life interesting.
Anyway. If you’re looking for something mild and polite, keep walking. If you want something that grabs you by the collar and says, “Let’s f***ing go”—well. You found it.