ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Dosidos. Or Do-Si-Dos. Depends who you ask. Either way, this strain doesn’t tiptoe in quietly — it hits like a velvet hammer. You open the jar and it’s like someone just peeled a lemon in a pine forest while baking cookies. That kind of smell. Sharp, sweet, earthy, with this weird creamy funk that sticks in your nose. Not unpleasant. Just… loud.
The seeds? Dense little grenades. Dark, tiger-striped, tough as hell. You plant them, and if you treat them right — warm soil, decent light, don’t drown the damn things — they’ll reward you. Big time. These aren’t your average backyard bush babies. They grow like they’ve got something to prove. Short, stocky, dripping with trichomes like they’re sweating sugar. Sticky doesn’t even cover it. You touch a bud and your fingers come away like you’ve been handling tree sap and powdered sugar at the same time.
Genetically, Dosidos is a child of OGKB and Face Off OG. Which means it’s got that classic couch-lock DNA, but with a twist. It doesn’t just sedate — it seduces. First hit, and you’re smiling for no reason. Second hit, and your legs forget how to be legs. Third? You’re horizontal, giggling at the ceiling fan. Or crying. Or both. Depends on the day.
Growing them isn’t rocket science, but it’s not idiot-proof either. They’re finicky about humidity. Too much and you’ll be fighting mold like it’s a second job. Too little and the buds dry out before they fatten. But if you dial it in — just right — you get these dense, purple-flecked monsters that smell like a bakery inside a forest fire. And the yield? Not massive, but what you get is top shelf. No fluff. No larf. Just straight-up boutique quality nugs.
People talk about THC percentages like they mean something. Dosidos doesn’t care about numbers. It just works. You smoke it, and it works. Anxiety? Gone. Appetite? Hello, fridge. Sleep? Like a baby in a blackout. It’s not a daytime smoke unless your day involves zero responsibilities and a soft surface nearby.
I’ve grown it three times. First time was a disaster — overfed, overwatered, under-loved. Second time was better. Third time? Magic. Learned to listen to the plant. It tells you what it wants if you shut up and pay attention. Leaves curl? Back off the nutes. Buds stalling? Check your lights. It’s not mystical. It’s just farming. With attitude.
Would I recommend Dosidos seeds? Yeah. To the right grower. Not for beginners who think autoflowers are “too much work.” But if you’ve got patience, a decent setup, and a little obsession in your blood — this strain will make you fall in love with growing all over again.
And the smoke? Man. It’s like being wrapped in a warm blanket made of velvet and bad decisions. You’ll thank yourself later. Or forget what you were doing entirely. Either way, worth it.