ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Fat Banana seeds—man, these things are wild. You crack one open (figuratively, don’t actually crack it), and you’re holding the genetic chaos of a plant that’s part tropical daydream, part couch-lock monster. It’s like someone took a banana smoothie, dipped it in diesel, and whispered “goodnight” in your ear. That’s the vibe. Heavy. Sweet. Funky in a way that makes your nose twitch and your brain go, “Wait, what?”
These aren’t your average backyard seeds. No, Fat Banana’s got that indica-dominant lineage—like 70% or something, but who’s counting?—and it shows. The plants grow short, squat, like they’re hunkering down for a storm. Leaves thick and wide, buds dense like green bricks. You don’t grow this for subtlety. You grow it because you want to feel like your bones are melting into the couch while your mind floats somewhere between a mango grove and a lava lamp.
And the smell? Jesus. It’s not just banana. It’s banana that’s been left in the sun too long, maybe next to a gas can. Sweet, yes, but with this weird chemical twist that makes you think of candy and car engines at the same time. Some people hate it. I love it. Makes me feel like I’m about to do something stupid in the best possible way.
Growing it’s not rocket science, but it’s not a walk in the park either. You’ve gotta watch humidity—those fat buds can mold if you’re lazy. Keep air moving. Trim the lower stuff. Don’t overfeed. Or do. I don’t know, some people swear by pushing nutes hard. Me? I let it ride. She’s a hungry girl but not a diva. Just don’t ignore her and she’ll pay you back in sticky, banana-scented gratitude.
Flowering time’s not bad—about 7 to 9 weeks. Indoors, you’re looking at a manageable beast. Outdoors? She’ll bush out if you let her. Give her sun, love, and maybe a little music. I played her old soul records once. Harvest was insane. Coincidence? Probably. Still.
Smoke hits like a velvet hammer. First it’s all “mmm, sweet,” then boom—your limbs forget how to limb. Great for night. Or lazy afternoons where you plan to do stuff but end up watching clouds instead. Don’t expect to be productive. This isn’t a get-shit-done strain. It’s a “let’s order food and stare at the wall” strain. And sometimes that’s exactly what you need.
Fat Banana isn’t for everyone. If you’re into light, buzzy highs that make you want to clean your house—look elsewhere. This is for the dreamers. The snackers. The people who like their weed like they like their desserts: heavy, sweet, and a little weird.
Would I grow it again? Hell yes. Would I recommend it to a beginner? Eh… maybe. Depends how brave you are. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.