ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Funfetti Seeds. Yeah, like the cake mix—but weed. And not just any weed. This stuff? It’s got that “what the hell is this flavor?” vibe that hits you mid-smoke and makes you pause, blink, then grin like an idiot. It’s sweet, but not candy-sweet. More like… someone dropped a scoop of vanilla frosting into a pine forest and lit the whole thing on fire. In a good way.
Genetically, it’s a cross between Wedding Cake and something else—some say Gelato, others swear it’s a secret. Doesn’t really matter. The result is a hybrid that leans heavy into the chill zone. Not couchlock, but close. Like, you’ll start a project and then stare at your hands for 20 minutes wondering how they work. Then maybe you’ll remember the project. Maybe not.
Growing it? Not for the faint of heart. It’s moody. Needs attention, like a cat that’s also a diva. But if you treat it right—humidity dialed in, lights just so—it’ll reward you with dense, frosty buds that look like they’ve been rolled in powdered sugar. And the smell? Straight-up bakery aisle meets skunk alley. Funky, sweet, a little weird. People either love it or get confused and walk away. Which, honestly, is kind of perfect.
THC levels? High. Like, “don’t smoke this before a job interview” high. It’s a creeper too. You’ll think you’re fine, then suddenly you’re deep in a YouTube rabbit hole about ancient underwater cities and you’ve forgotten how time works. Good for evenings, weekends, or those days when you just want to melt into the couch and become one with the upholstery.
Medical folks say it helps with stress, anxiety, maybe even pain. I say it helps with being a human in a world that’s too loud and too fast. It slows things down. Makes colors pop. Makes food taste like it was cooked by angels with Michelin stars.
Is it for everyone? Nah. Some people want their weed to taste like diesel and dirt. This isn’t that. This is dessert. This is celebration. This is Funfetti.
And yeah, the name’s goofy. But once you’ve tried it, you’ll get it. It’s not just a strain—it’s a mood. A vibe. A little party in your lungs.
Just don’t expect to get anything done. Or maybe you will. Who knows. That’s kind of the point.