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Gary Payton seeds. Man, where do you even start with these? Named after the NBA legend—yeah, The Glove himself—this strain doesn’t just slap, it dunks on your brain and walks off the court. You crack open a jar and it hits you: loud. Like, nose-punching loud. Funky sweet, with this weird diesel-tang that makes you go back for a second sniff even though you’re not sure you liked the first. That kind of loud.
Growing it? Not for the lazy. These seeds demand attention. They’re not gonna just sprout up all pretty and perfect while you binge Netflix and forget to water. Nah. They want light, airflow, good soil, and someone who gives a damn. But if you do it right—if you actually show up—you get these dense, frosty buds that look like they’ve been rolled in powdered sugar and secrets.
I’ve seen people mess it up. Overfeed, underwater, panic when the leaves curl a little. Chill. This plant’s got attitude, sure, but it’s not fragile. It just doesn’t like being ignored. Treat it like a diva and it’ll reward you with a performance. Treat it like a houseplant and it’ll ghost you.
Now the high? Oh man. It’s not a couch-locker, but it’s not exactly a “go run errands” kind of buzz either. It’s like—okay, imagine your brain’s a messy room. Gary Payton walks in, flips the light on, and starts organizing your thoughts with military precision. But also, you’re giggling. And snacks suddenly become a religious experience. It’s weirdly clear-headed and euphoric at the same time. Like being high and sharp. Which shouldn’t make sense, but here we are.
Medical folks dig it too. Anxiety, stress, that heavy mental fog—Gary cuts through it like a hot knife through butter. Or maybe more like a chainsaw through drywall. Not subtle, but effective. Some say it helps with pain. I say it helps with life.
And yeah, it’s a hybrid. Balanced. But not boring. There’s this edge to it, like it might just flip the table if you disrespect it. I like that. Too many strains feel like they’re trying to be polite. Gary Payton doesn’t care if you’re ready. It shows up, does its thing, and leaves you sitting there wondering what just happened.
Would I recommend growing it? If you’re new—maybe not. Unless you’re stubborn and curious and okay with screwing up a little. But if you’ve got a few grows under your belt and you want something that’ll keep you on your toes? Hell yes. Plant it. Watch it. Learn from it.
Just don’t expect it to hold your hand. This strain’s got swagger. And it knows it.