Buy GG4 Seeds — 2025 Harvest 🌱
GG4 seeds—formerly known as Gorilla Glue #4, though legal stuff made 'em tweak the name—are a damn legend. Sticky, stanky, and stupid strong. You crack open a jar of this stuff and it’s like a pine forest got into a bar fight with a diesel truck. Loud. Real loud. The kind of smell that makes your neighbor raise an eyebrow through the drywall.
These seeds? They’re not for rookies. I mean, yeah, you can grow 'em if you’re just starting out, but be ready. They stretch. They get bushy. They drink like sailors and stink up your whole grow tent by week four. But the payoff? Oof. Dense, trichome-caked buds that look like they’ve been rolled in sugar and sadness. The good kind of sadness. The kind that makes you melt into your couch and forget your own name for a bit.
High-wise? It’s a sucker punch. First hit and you’re like, “Oh, this is chill.” Ten minutes later you’re staring at the ceiling wondering if your dog is judging you. He is. But he’s also proud. GG4 doesn’t play. It’s hybrid, sure, but that indica lean hits hard. Couch-lock city. Cancel your plans. Or don’t. You won’t remember them anyway.
Genetics? A chaotic little ménage à trois—Chem’s Sister, Sour Dubb, and Chocolate Diesel. Whoever thought of that combo was either a genius or completely unhinged. Maybe both. Either way, it worked. This strain's won cups. Real ones. People still chase the original cut like it’s the Holy Grail. And honestly? Kinda is.
Now, growing from seed—there’s some debate. Some folks swear by clones, say the seeds don’t always hit the same. Maybe. But if you get a solid breeder, someone who actually gives a damn, you can pull monsters from seed. Just gotta hunt a little. Pheno hunting’s part of the fun anyway, right? Like playing genetic roulette with a loaded chamber.
One time I grew a GG4 pheno that smelled like burnt rubber and lemon zest. Another one reeked of coffee and skunk. Both wrecked me. In a good way. Like, “I’m gonna clean the whole house” followed by “I forgot how to stand up.”
Look, if you’re thinking about running GG4 seeds—do it. Just don’t half-ass it. Give 'em space, feed 'em right, and brace yourself. They’ll test your patience. They’ll clog your scissors with resin. They’ll make you question your life choices at 2 a.m. when you’re still trimming. But when you light that first bowl? Worth it. Every sticky, stanky second.
And if you’re just here to get high and don’t care about growing? Find someone who grows GG4 right. Shake their hand. Maybe hug them. They’ve been through some shit.