ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Golden Pineapple seeds. Just saying the name makes your mouth water a little, doesn’t it? Like some kind of tropical dream you forgot you had. But these aren’t fruit seeds. These are cannabis seeds—sticky, sweet, and, if you grow them right, absolutely electric.
I’ve grown a lot of strains. Some hit hard, some just smell nice, some are all bark and no bite. Golden Pineapple? It’s a weird one. Not the strongest out there, not the most chill either. It’s like—imagine biting into a pineapple that’s been dipped in diesel fuel and then set on fire. That’s the vibe. Bright, citrusy, but with this sharp, almost chemical edge that makes your nose twitch. Not unpleasant. Just… loud.
And the high? Fast. No creeping. No slow build. It’s like someone flipped a switch in your brain and suddenly everything’s hilarious or terrifying or both. Great for painting, terrible for taxes. Don’t smoke this and try to do your budget. You’ll end up buying a kayak or adopting a goat or something.
Growing it’s not too bad. Medium height, bushy if you let it stretch. Likes warmth. Hates soggy roots. Smells like a fruit stand exploded in your grow tent around week six. If you’re trying to be discreet—don’t. Your neighbors will know. Their neighbors will know. The mailman might ask for a sample.
Some folks say it’s sativa-dominant. I don’t care. Labels are for jars. What matters is how it makes you feel. And this one? It makes you feel like dancing barefoot in a thunderstorm. Or writing a novel in one sitting. Or just staring at your ceiling fan like it’s the most profound invention in human history.
Honestly, I don’t even smoke it that often. It’s too much sometimes. Like drinking three espressos and then trying to meditate. But when I do—when I need that spark, that jolt—it’s the only thing I reach for. Golden Pineapple doesn’t whisper. It shouts. And sometimes, that’s exactly what you need.
Also, side note: the buds? Gorgeous. Like little green pinecones dipped in sugar and rolled in glitter. You’ll want to take pictures. You’ll want to show your friends. You’ll want to name them. I had one I called Brenda. She was a queen.
Anyway. If you’re looking for mellow, look elsewhere. If you want something that grabs you by the collar and says, “Let’s go,” then yeah. Plant these. Water them. Love them. And when they bloom—buckle up.