ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Gorilla Bomb seeds. Jesus. Where do you even start with something like this? It’s like someone took a sledgehammer to a chocolate cake and then lit the whole thing on fire—sticky, sweet, loud as hell, and not for the faint of heart. You crack open the bag and boom—there it is. That diesel funk, that earthy punch in the nose, like wet pine needles soaked in gasoline and dipped in cocoa powder. You know what I mean? Probably not. But once you smell it, you will.
These seeds don’t mess around. They’re not for your grandma’s herb garden unless your grandma’s a retired biker with a taste for chaos. Gorilla Bomb is a sativa-dominant hybrid, but honestly, that doesn’t even matter once it hits. You’re not sitting there parsing percentages when your brain’s doing cartwheels and your legs forgot how to leg. It’s got that THC content that makes you question your life choices—like, “Did I really need that second hit?” (You didn’t. But you did it anyway.)
Growing it? Oh boy. It’s not rocket science, but it’s not plug-and-play either. You’ll want some experience under your belt—this isn’t your first rodeo strain. Indoors, it stretches like it’s reaching for God. Outdoors? It’ll turn into a damn tree if you let it. Dense buds, sticky as sin, and they reek. Not in a bad way—just in a “your neighbor’s gonna know” kind of way. Carbon filters? Not optional. Unless you like awkward conversations with the mailman.
And the high—hoo boy. It sneaks up on you. First you’re giggling at nothing, then you’re staring at the wall like it owes you money. It’s got that cerebral lift, yeah, but then it melts down into this warm, heavy body buzz that makes couches feel like clouds. Creative types love it. So do people who forgot what they were doing ten minutes ago. It’s not a get-stuff-done strain. It’s a “cancel your plans and ride the wave” kind of deal.
I’ve seen people underestimate it. They think, “Oh, it’s just weed.” Nah. This is a full-contact sport. You don’t just smoke Gorilla Bomb—you survive it. Or you don’t. Either way, you’re gonna have a story.
And the flavor? Goddamn. Chocolate, diesel, a little citrus on the exhale if your palate’s tuned right. It lingers. You’ll taste it in your dreams. Or maybe that’s just the paranoia kicking in. Hard to tell sometimes.
Bottom line—if you’re looking for a mellow, chill, background strain, keep walking. This one’s loud, proud, and borderline feral. But if you want something that hits like a freight train and tastes like dessert laced with napalm? Gorilla Bomb’s your beast.
Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.