ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Hammershark Seeds. The name alone sounds like a punch in the teeth—sharp, strange, unforgettable. You don’t forget a name like that. And the strain? It’s a weird little beast. A CBD-heavy hybrid that doesn’t play by the usual rules. People expect couchlock or euphoria or some mystical third-eye nonsense. This one? It’s calmer. More grounded. But not boring. Never boring.
I grew it once—back when I still had the patience for soil and timers and the constant hum of fans. The seeds popped fast, like they were in a hurry to get on with it. Thick stalks, broad leaves, smelled like a wet forest floor mixed with something sweet and slightly rotten. Not in a bad way. Just… earthy. Real. Like nature forgot to wear deodorant.
It’s a cross between Shark Shock and Dieseltonic, which sounds like a science experiment gone right. Or wrong. Depends on your mood. High CBD content—somewhere around 1:1 or even 2:1 CBD to THC, depending on the phenotype. That means it won’t blast your brain into orbit, but it’ll wrap your nerves in a warm, heavy blanket. Good for pain. Or anxiety. Or just not giving a shit for a while.
People talk about “medical strains” like they’re boring. Like they’re the salad of cannabis. Hammershark laughs in their face. It’s got flavor—sweet, a little diesel, a little citrus if you squint your nose. And the buds? Dense. Chunky. Like little green fists. Covered in trichomes that sparkle under the right light. Sticky as hell. You’ll need a grinder. Or scissors. Or just accept that your fingers will smell like the inside of a hippie’s backpack for the rest of the day.
It’s not for everyone. Some folks want fireworks. This isn’t that. This is a slow burn. A long exhale. A deep breath after a bad week. It’s the kind of strain you smoke when you want to feel okay again—not amazing, not transcendent—just okay. And sometimes, that’s the miracle.
Grows well indoors. Outdoors too, if you’ve got the climate. Resistant to mold, which is a blessing if you’ve ever lost a crop to that fuzzy bastard. Yields are decent, not massive. But quality over quantity, right? Right.
Honestly, I think more people should grow it. Or at least try it. It’s not flashy, but it’s honest. And in a world full of hype strains with names like “Alien Donkey Punch” and “Purple Monkey Dishwasher,” there’s something refreshing about a plant that just does what it says it’ll do. No drama. No lies.
Hammershark. It’s weird. It’s wonderful. It works.