ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Jealousy Seeds. Just the name hits different—like someone bottled up envy, rolled it in resin, and dared you to plant it. These aren’t your average cannabis seeds. They’ve got attitude. Swagger. You don’t grow Jealousy to chill out and melt into your couch. You grow it because you want something that makes other growers twitch a little when they see your canopy. You want that “what the hell is that?” reaction. And you’ll get it.
First time I saw a Jealousy pheno in flower, I swear I stopped mid-sentence. Dense, dark buds—almost bruised purple—with this weird, sticky-sweet funk that didn’t make sense. Like candy left in a leather jacket. It’s Gelato 41 crossed with Sherb bx1, if you care about lineage. But honestly, it doesn’t matter. This strain doesn’t act like its parents. It’s its own beast.
Some growers say it’s finicky. I say it’s selective. Doesn’t like being overfed. Hates humidity spikes. Throws a tantrum if your light schedule’s sloppy. But when you dial it in? Jesus. The payoff’s ridiculous. Trichomes like frostbite. Terps that punch you in the sinuses. And the high—man, the high is weird. It’s not sleepy, not speedy. It’s like your brain gets wrapped in velvet and then someone whispers insults at it. You feel amazing and slightly offended at the same time. I love it.
Yields? Decent. Not massive, but respectable. You’re not growing Jealousy for bulk anyway. You’re growing it for flavor. For bag appeal. For that moment when someone opens the jar and just stares. That’s the whole point. This is boutique weed. Premium shelf. The kind of stuff that makes people ask if you’ve got clones. (You don’t. Or maybe you do, but you’re not sharing.)
Oh, and the stretch—watch out. She’ll double in size easy during flower. Some phenos even more. You think you’ve got her under control, then boom—jungle. Trellis early or regret later. I learned that the hard way. Had to tie branches with shoelaces once. Looked like a hostage situation in my tent.
Anyway. If you’re just starting out, maybe skip Jealousy. She’s not forgiving. But if you’ve got a few runs under your belt and you want something that hits different—something with soul—then yeah. Plant the damn seed. Just don’t be surprised when your other strains start looking a little . . . boring.
And yeah, people will ask what it is. They’ll ask a lot. You can tell them. Or you can lie. Call it “Midnight Grape” or some made-up nonsense. Keep the real name to yourself. Let them stay jealous.