ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
LA Confidential seeds—man, where do I even start? This strain is like the velvet hammer of cannabis. It sneaks up, soft and smooth, then *bam*—you’re couchlocked, eyes like slits, mind floating somewhere between a Tarantino flick and your childhood bedroom. It’s not for the faint-hearted or the gotta-be-somewhere-in-an-hour crowd. This is end-of-the-day, shoes-off, don’t-call-me-unless-it’s-an-emergency kind of weed.
Grows short. Bushy. Like it’s trying to stay low-key but can’t help being a little too loud with that deep green, almost bluish hue. The leaves curl in tight, like they’re holding secrets. And the smell? Earthy, piney, with this weird sweet funk that lingers in your nose long after you’ve left the room. I’ve had people ask me if I was burning incense. Nope. Just the LA Confidential doing its thing.
Indica-dominant, obviously. You feel it in your bones. Not a cerebral, chatty high—this is the kind that makes your limbs heavy and your thoughts slow-dance. Great for sleep. Or zoning out to old cartoons. Or just lying there, staring at the ceiling, thinking about that one time in high school you almost joined a ska band. It’s introspective like that.
Growing it? Not too fussy. Good for beginners, actually. Doesn’t stretch much during flower, which is a blessing if you’re working with a closet grow or a tiny tent. 7 to 8 weeks and boom—dense, frosty nugs that look like they’ve been rolled in powdered sugar. Yields aren’t massive, but the quality? Chef’s kiss. You’re not growing this for weight. You’re growing it for the vibe.
Medical folks love it too. Chronic pain, insomnia, anxiety—this strain wraps around those issues like a warm blanket. Doesn’t cure anything, obviously, but it makes things bearable. Like, okay, maybe your back still hurts, but now you’re watching Planet Earth and David Attenborough is whispering sweet nothings about penguins and you don’t care anymore.
Some people say it’s overhyped. I say they’re wrong. Or maybe they just smoked it at the wrong time. LA Confidential isn’t a party strain. It’s not for concerts or hiking or deep philosophical debates. It’s for shutting the world out. For silence. For stillness. For letting go of the noise.
Honestly, if you’ve never tried it—grow it. Smoke it. Let it wreck your evening in the best possible way. Just don’t plan anything afterward. Trust me on that.