ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
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Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Alright, let’s talk Larry Cake seeds. Not some cutesy bakery strain with sprinkles and a smile—this one hits different. It’s like someone took the chillest parts of Larry OG and Wedding Cake, mashed them together, and said, “Here. Try not to melt into your couch.” Spoiler: you will.
The seeds? Dense little bastards. You crack open a pack and it smells faintly like pine and sugar and something else—something dank and earthy, like wet soil after a thunderstorm. Not poetic. Just real. That’s the kind of funk Larry Cake carries. It doesn’t ask for your attention. It demands it.
Growing them? Eh. Not for the lazy or the clueless. These plants don’t babysit themselves. You’ll need to keep an eye on humidity—too much and the buds get soggy, too little and they crisp up like old toast. But if you dial it in . . . man. Thick, frosty colas. Sticky as hell. Trichomes like powdered sugar on a donut, except they’ll knock your brain sideways.
Now the high—this is where it gets weird. First few hits, you’re floating. Not flying, not zooming. Just. . . floating. Like your thoughts are bubbles and someone’s gently popping them one by one. Then it creeps. Your limbs go heavy, your eyelids start negotiating with gravity, and suddenly you’re three episodes deep into a show you don’t remember starting. It’s not couch-lock. It’s couch-love. You won’t want to move. You’ll be fine with that.
Flavor-wise? Sweet, but not candy-sweet. More like vanilla frosting left out in the sun, with a diesel kick that punches through at the end. It lingers. You’ll taste it an hour later and wonder if you smoked again. You didn’t. That’s just Larry Cake doing its thing.
I’ve seen people underestimate it. “Oh, it’s Cake, how strong can it be?” they say. Then they’re staring at the ceiling like it owes them money. Don’t be that guy. Respect the Larry.
Would I grow it again? Hell yes. Would I recommend it to a first-time grower? Probably not. But if you’ve got a few runs under your belt and you want something that delivers both in the grow room and on the couch—this is it. Just don’t plan on doing much after you smoke it. Or maybe do. Who knows. Larry Cake doesn’t care about your plans.