ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Mendo Breath seeds. Man—where do I even start?
This strain doesn’t whisper. It growls. Heavy indica vibes, thick with that sweet, earthy vanilla funk that hits the back of your throat like a memory you didn’t know you had. You crack open a jar and it’s like someone lit a sugar cookie on fire in a pine forest. Not subtle. Not polite. Just… loud in the best way.
Grew it once in a busted greenhouse behind my cousin’s place in Humboldt. Soil was trash. Weather was worse. Still pulled a harvest that made me sit down and rethink my life. These seeds don’t care about your excuses—they just do their thing. Chunky buds, sticky as hell, and that deep purple that makes people go all glassy-eyed when you show them a nug. Like, damn.
Genetically? It’s OGKB crossed with Mendo Montage. But honestly, who gives a shit? You don’t need a family tree when the smoke speaks for itself. Couch-lock city. Muscles melt. Time slows down until you’re not sure if it’s 7 PM or 3 AM. And you don’t care either way.
Some folks say it’s too strong. I say they need to toughen up or take smaller hits. This isn’t a starter strain—it’s a seasoned stoner’s reward. You don’t sip Mendo Breath. You dive in and hope you float.
And growing it? Not for the lazy. She’s moody. Likes her space. Gets cranky if you overfeed her. But if you treat her right—if you listen—she’ll give you buds that look like they were rolled in powdered sugar and dipped in gasoline. That kind of sticky. That kind of loud.
I’ve seen people try to clone her and end up with sad, floppy imitations. The real deal’s got backbone. She stands tall, smells like sin, and hits like a freight train full of pillows. Soft landing, hard ride.
So yeah. Mendo Breath seeds. They’re not hype—they’re history. Smoke it alone. Grow it with care. Share it only with people who get it.
Or don’t. More for me.