ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
MK Ultra Seeds. Damn. Where do I even start?
This strain—named after a CIA mind control project, which is already wild—is like a punch to the brain with a velvet glove. Heavy indica. Like, sit-your-ass-down-and-stay-there heavy. You don’t smoke MK Ultra before going to the gym. You smoke it when you’ve got nowhere to be, and you’re okay with forgetting what day it is for a bit. Maybe longer.
The seeds themselves? Hardy little bastards. They germ fast, they grow bushy, and they don’t need a babysitter every five minutes. You can mess up a little—too much water, not enough light for a day—and they’ll still push through. Not invincible, but forgiving. Like a stoner uncle who’s seen some shit and just wants to chill.
Flavor’s weird. Earthy, yeah, but with this weird chemical tang that hits the back of your throat like a memory you can’t quite place. Some people hate it. Others crave it. I’m in the second camp. It’s like licking the inside of a vintage record store. In a good way. If that makes sense.
Now, the high. Jesus. It doesn’t creep. It doesn’t whisper. It stomps in wearing combat boots and says, “You’re done for today.” Couch-lock? More like couch-fusion. You become the furniture. Thoughts get sticky. Time gets weird. Music sounds like it’s underwater but also inside your bones. Some folks get paranoid—don’t say I didn’t warn you. But if you’re in the right headspace? It’s transcendental. Like floating in a warm vat of molasses while the universe hums lullabies at you.
Yields are decent. Not massive, not disappointing. Somewhere in the middle. But the quality? Top shelf. Like, hide-it-from-your-friends good. Or maybe share it just to watch their faces melt a little. That’s fun too.
Indoor growers love it. Short, squat plants. Dense nugs. Smells like a skunk got into a spice rack. Outdoor? Eh. It can work, but it likes controlled environments. Think grow tents, not backyards. Unless your backyard is a fortress.
Honestly, MK Ultra isn’t for everyone. Some folks want a light, giggly buzz. This ain’t that. This is the strain you reach for when you want to shut the world off like a light switch. When you want to dive inward and maybe not come back for a while.
Would I grow it again? Hell yes. Would I recommend it to a newbie? Only if they’re ready to meet their inner self and maybe have a long, confusing conversation. But for the seasoned stoner who wants to feel like they’ve been hit by a velvet freight train? MK Ultra delivers. Every damn time.