ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
OG Cheese seeds. Man, where do I even start?
This strain’s got a reputation — loud, funky, unapologetically weird. You crack open a jar and it punches you in the face with that unmistakable stank. Like someone melted cheddar in a skunk’s armpit. Not for the faint of nose. But if you know, you know. That smell? That’s the promise of something wild.
Grows like it’s got something to prove. Bushy, stubborn, a little chaotic. Not the easiest plant to tame, but she rewards the patient. Or the reckless. Indoors, outdoors — she doesn’t care. Just give her space and don’t baby her too much. She likes a little struggle. Makes her stronger. Makes the buds fatter, stickier, more… dangerous, in the best way.
And the high? Oh boy. It creeps. First you’re giggling at a cat video, then you’re staring at your hand like it’s a foreign object. Heavy body, floaty head. Like sinking into a beanbag chair that’s also a spaceship. Some people say it’s too much. I say they’re not ready. OG Cheese doesn’t hold back, and it doesn’t care about your plans for the day.
Flavors? Think earthy, creamy, with that sharp tang of — yeah, actual cheese. It’s weirdly satisfying. Like licking the inside of a grilled cheese sandwich while someone burns incense nearby. Sounds gross. Tastes amazing. Don’t ask me how that works. It just does.
People either love this strain or hate it. No middle ground. It’s divisive. Polarizing. Like pineapple on pizza or Nicolas Cage movies. But if you’re into bold, no-bullshit cannabis that kicks down the door and makes itself at home — OG Cheese is your jam.
Seeds are out there, but not everywhere. Not the easiest to track down, unless you know a guy or dig deep online. Worth the hunt though. Grow it once and you’ll remember it forever. Or forget everything else. Either way, it leaves a mark.
I’ve seen folks underestimate it. “Oh, it’s just Cheese.” Famous last words. Next thing you know, they’re horizontal, eyes wide, questioning their life choices. Respect the Cheese. Or it’ll humble you real quick.
Anyway. If you’re looking for something clean, mild, polite — look elsewhere. OG Cheese is messy, loud, and a little bit rude. Just like the best people I know.