ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Pina Colada seeds. Yeah, the name sounds like a beach drink with a paper umbrella stuck in it — and honestly, that’s kind of the vibe. But don’t let the fruity branding fool you. This strain can hit like a freight train wrapped in a velvet towel. Sweet on the outside, sure, but there’s a sneaky little punch tucked in there, waiting for the right moment to knock your socks off. Or at least make you forget where you put them.
These are hybrid cannabis seeds — sativa-leaning, usually — and they grow into plants that smell like someone spilled pineapple juice on a fresh bag of weed. Tropical, creamy, a little funky. Not skunky-funky, more like… fermented fruit left in the sun. Some people love that. Others gag. I’m in the first camp, mostly.
Growing them? Not for the faint of heart. They’re not the most forgiving — stretch like crazy during flower, and if your humidity’s off, mold will creep in like a nosy neighbor. But if you dial it in? You get these frosty, lime-green buds that look like they’ve been rolled in sugar. Dense, sticky, loud. The kind of weed you smell through a backpack. Through a wall, maybe.
Smoking it’s a trip. First hit — smooth, buttery, almost too easy. Then it creeps. A few minutes later, your brain’s floating somewhere above your body, and your mouth’s asking for snacks it can’t pronounce. It’s not couch-lock weed, but it’s not “let’s go run errands” either. More like: stare at the ceiling fan and think about your childhood. Or call your ex. Don’t do that. Just eat some mango and chill.
Medical folks say it’s good for stress, anxiety, maybe mild pain. I don’t know. I just know it makes music sound better and time feel slower. Which is either good or terrible, depending on your headspace. If you’re spiraling, maybe skip it. If you’re vibing, though? It’ll take you higher.
Oh — and the seeds themselves? Not always easy to find. Some breeders hoard them like dragon gold. Others sell knockoffs that grow into something that smells like wet cardboard. So yeah, do your homework. Or don’t, and roll the dice. That’s part of the fun, right?
I’ve grown it twice. First time was a disaster — overfed, overwatered, under-loved. Second time? Magic. Like, actual magic. The kind that makes you believe in plants again. Or at least makes you want to talk to them. Which I did. A lot.
Anyway. Pina Colada. It’s not for everyone. But if you’re into weird fruit, tropical highs, and a little chaos in your grow tent — give it a shot. Just don’t expect it to behave. It won’t.