ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Pineapple Express seeds. Yeah, those. The name alone sounds like a joke—like some stoner movie fantasy strain cooked up in a Hollywood trailer. But it’s real. And it hits like a damn freight train wrapped in tropical fruit and sunshine. You crack open the jar and boom—sweet, sharp pineapple, a little diesel, something sticky and weirdly nostalgic. Like summer mornings when you were too young to know what hangovers were.
These seeds grow fast. Not like, blink-and-it’s-a-tree fast, but quick enough that you’ll notice. Sativa-dominant, sure, but it doesn’t stretch into the ceiling like some of those lanky freaks. Compact-ish. Manageable. You can grow it indoors without building a jungle gym. Outdoors? Even better—if you’ve got the climate. Think Mediterranean. Or at least not freezing your ass off in October.
Now, the high. Jesus. It’s not subtle. Hits behind the eyes first, then spreads like warm honey down your spine. Euphoric, energetic, but not jittery. You could clean your whole apartment or just sit on the porch and watch squirrels fight over a Dorito. It’s that kind of buzz. Creative, too—if you’re into painting weird shit or writing songs about your ex’s cat, this is your muse in a nug.
THC levels? High. Like, “maybe don’t smoke this before your job interview” high. But it’s not a couch-locker. Unless you overdo it. Which, let’s be honest, you probably will. It tastes too good. That tropical-citrus thing is addictive. Like drinking juice that makes you forget your own name.
Growing it’s not rocket science. Good genetics. Stable. Doesn’t herm out on you like some sketchy bagseed. Flowering time’s around 8–9 weeks, give or take. Yields? Decent. Not monstrous, but respectable. Especially if you treat her right—decent soil, some LST, maybe a little sweet talk. She responds to love. Or at least to consistent light cycles and not drowning her roots.
Honestly, I keep coming back to it. There are flashier strains out there, sure. More exotic crosses, higher THC, weirder terp profiles. But Pineapple Express? It’s like your favorite hoodie. Reliable. Comfortable. Still gets compliments.
One weird thing—some folks say it’s overhyped. Like, too mainstream. Whatever. That’s like saying pizza’s overrated because everyone eats it. Good is good. And this? This is good.
Buy the seeds. Grow the plant. Smoke the flower. Then tell me you didn’t grin like an idiot the first time you smelled it. I dare you.