ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Ever cracked open a jar of Purple Cheese and just—stared? That color. Deep, bruised violet with streaks of lime and ash. The kind of thing that makes you pause, like, “Is this even real?” It is. And it starts with the seeds.
Purple Cheese seeds aren’t for the faint of heart or the lazy grower. They’re moody. Sometimes they love you, sometimes they ghost you for weeks. But when they hit—damn, they hit. You get this hybrid that leans indica, but not in that couch-locked, drooling-on-yourself way. More like… warm blanket, low lights, everything’s funny, even your ex’s texts.
The smell? Funky. Like, actual cheese left in a backpack—but with berries. Blueberries, maybe. Or grapes that got drunk. It’s weird and it’s wonderful and it fills a room like a secret you shouldn’t have told.
Growing them is a trip. Indoors, they’re manageable—short, bushy, kinda stubborn. Outdoors? Risky. They hate cold, they hate wet, they hate bugs. But if you baby them, if you talk to them (yes, I talk to my plants, fight me), they’ll reward you with buds that look like they were dipped in velvet and rolled in powdered sugar.
I’ve seen people screw it up. Overfeed. Overwater. Panic when the leaves go purple too early. Don’t. Let them do their thing. They’re dramatic, sure, but they know what they’re doing. Usually.
And the high—oh man. It creeps. You think nothing’s happening, then suddenly you’re giggling at a spoon. It’s mellow, but not boring. Like a jazz solo that goes off the rails but somehow lands perfectly. Good for nights when you’re sad and don’t know why. Or mornings when you just want to feel okay for a few hours.
Some folks say it’s not “productive weed.” Who cares. Productivity is a scam anyway. Purple Cheese is for feeling things. For remembering that your body exists. For music that makes your chest ache and cartoons that make you cry.
If you’re gonna grow it—do it right. Get real seeds, not that sketchy eBay nonsense. Give them light, love, and maybe a little chaos. They like that. And when harvest comes, trim slow. Respect the fluff. Smoke it fresh, cure it long, share it with someone who gets it.
Or don’t. Keep it all to yourself. I would.