ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Ever cracked open a pack of Sour Alien seeds? No? Then you haven’t lived. These little bastards are strange—like, in a good way. They’re not your average backyard grow. You don’t just toss them in soil and hope for the best. They demand attention. They sulk if you ignore them. But when they bloom? Jesus. It’s like the universe decided to throw a rave in your grow tent.
Sour Alien’s got this weird lineage—Sour Diesel meets Alien Kush. Sounds like a sci-fi stoner’s fever dream, right? But it works. Somehow. Diesel’s sharp, fuel-soaked punch tangled up with the earthy, piney, almost sedative vibe of Alien Kush. It’s like licking a battery while lying in a mossy forest. I mean that in the best way possible.
Growing them? Not for the faint-hearted. They stretch. They claw. They get lanky if you let them. You’ve gotta train them—LST, topping, maybe a little tough love. Otherwise, they’ll take over your space like ivy on a brick wall. But damn, the payoff. Dense nugs, frosty like they’ve been dipped in powdered sugar. And the smell? Funky. Sour. A little sweet rot, like overripe fruit in a gas station bathroom. Sounds gross. Smells amazing.
People chase this strain for the high, too. It’s not gentle. Hits fast, like a slap. First it’s all head—zippy, electric, borderline paranoid if you’re not ready. Then it melts. Body goes soft. Time slows. You forget what you were saying mid-sentence and don’t even care. Some folks say it’s good for stress, anxiety, pain. Maybe. I just like how it makes music sound like it’s dripping off the walls.
Seeds aren’t always easy to find. Sometimes you get duds. Sometimes they pop and then just . . . give up. That’s the gamble. But when you get a good one? It’s like finding a golden ticket in your cereal box. You’ll want to clone it. Guard it. Name it something dumb like “Sour Steve” and talk to it when no one’s around.
I’ve grown a lot of strains. Some are polite. Some are divas. Sour Alien? It’s the weird cousin who shows up late to the party with a six-pack and a flamethrower. You don’t invite them often—but when you do, it’s unforgettable.