ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Sour Amnesia seeds. Man, where do you even start with these? They’re like the loudmouth cousin at a family reunion—can’t ignore ’em, wouldn’t want to. A sativa-dominant hybrid that doesn’t just knock politely on your brain’s front door—it kicks it open, grinning, and starts rearranging the furniture.
First off, the genetics. Sour Diesel and Amnesia Haze had a wild night, and this is their unruly, electric child. You can smell it before you even crack the jar—sharp citrus, diesel fumes, something almost metallic. It’s not subtle. It’s not trying to be. And when you grow it? Oh, buddy.
These seeds don’t mess around. Tall plants. Stretchy. They’ll reach for the ceiling if you let ’em. Not ideal for tiny closets unless you’re into bondage-level training techniques. But outside, under the sun? They thrive. Like they were born for it. Long flowering time, yeah—somewhere around 10-11 weeks—but the payoff? Worth every damn day.
And the high. Jesus. It’s not a couch-locker. This is the kind of weed that makes you clean your kitchen at 2 a.m. or start a podcast or text your ex (don’t). It’s buzzy, cerebral, borderline psychedelic if you overdo it. Makes your thoughts feel like they’re on roller skates. Not for the faint of heart or the chronically anxious—unless you like your heart doing backflips.
Flavor-wise? Zingy. Lemon zest, sour funk, a little pine if you’re lucky. Some folks say it tastes like a lemon battery smells. They’re not wrong. It’s weird and electric and unforgettable. Like licking a 9-volt battery dipped in grapefruit juice. In a good way. I think.
Yields? Decent. Not massive, not stingy. Just… fair. But again, it’s not about quantity with Sour Amnesia. It’s about the experience. The chaos. The clarity. The weird, jittery joy of it all.
Would I recommend it to a beginner grower? Eh. Maybe. If they’ve got patience and a tall tent. But for the rest of us—those who like our weed with a little edge, a little attitude—this one’s a keeper. Just don’t smoke it before bed unless you enjoy staring at the ceiling fan and contemplating your entire existence.
Grow it. Smoke it. Argue about it. That’s the Sour Amnesia way.