ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Sour Cheese seeds. Just saying it out loud makes your mouth twitch a little, right? That weird, funky tang that hits somewhere between a moldy cheddar and a lemon rind left in the sun too long. It’s not for everyone. But for the freaks who love it—man, it’s like home.
This strain’s a hybrid, obviously. You can smell the lineage. Skunk in the backseat, diesel in the trunk, and some poor citrus fruit trying to drive. And it grows like it knows it’s got attitude. Not the tallest plant in the room, but wide—like it’s trying to take up space on purpose. Bushy, stubborn, loud. You’ll need to train it, maybe even argue with it a little. But it’ll give back. Oh, it’ll give back.
The seeds themselves? Reliable. Mostly. You’ll get a few that pop late, or sulk in the soil for a week before deciding to live. But once they’re up, they’re fighters. Stalks like little green fists. And the smell—Jesus. Even in veg, it starts creeping in. That sour funk that makes your grow tent smell like a forgotten deli fridge. Some folks hate it. I love it. Smells like something’s happening.
Flowering time’s decent. Not fast, not slow. 8 to 10 weeks, give or take. Depends on how patient you are. If you rush it, you’ll get grassy nonsense. Let it ride? You’ll pull buds that reek like fermented lemons and cheese rinds. Sticky, dense, and weirdly beautiful. Not pretty, exactly—more like interesting. Like a face with a scar you can’t stop looking at.
Smoke it and you’ll know. First hit’s sharp—almost metallic. Then the funk rolls in. Heavy, earthy, sour as hell. It clings to your tongue. High comes fast, too. Not a creeper. It hits behind the eyes, then slides down your spine like warm syrup. You’ll laugh at dumb shit. Or stare at the wall and think about your ex. Depends on the day.
Medical users? Yeah, some swear by it. Mood stuff, mostly. Depression, anxiety, that kind of thing. It’s not subtle, though. Don’t expect a gentle lift. This is more like being shoved into a better mood by a friend who doesn’t know their own strength.
Honestly, Sour Cheese isn’t for the casual crowd. It’s weird. It’s loud. It smells like a mistake and smokes like a revelation. But if you’re into that kind of chaos—if you like your weed with a little bite—these seeds might be your new favorite mistake.
Or not. Who knows. Grow it and find out.