ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Sour Haze seeds—man, where do I even start? These little green grenades are not for the faint of heart. You crack one open, plant it, give it some love (and maybe a little music), and boom—weeks later, you’ve got this lanky, wild-looking plant that smells like someone zested a lemon over a diesel engine. It’s sharp. It’s loud. It doesn’t ask for permission.
Genetically, it’s a sativa-dominant hybrid, but honestly, it doesn’t behave like your typical sativa. It’s got this chaotic energy—like it drank too much coffee and now it’s pacing the room, talking about quantum physics and conspiracy theories. High THC content, usually floating somewhere in the high teens to low twenties. Sometimes more. Depends on the grower, the soil, the moon phase—hell, who knows. Cannabis is weird like that.
Growing Sour Haze isn’t exactly a walk in the park. It stretches. Like, really stretches. You’ll think it’s done and then—nope—another foot overnight. Indoors, you better have vertical space or some serious training skills. Outdoors? Let it go wild. Just be ready for the smell. It’s not discreet. It’s not “maybe the neighbors won’t notice” territory. It’s “the whole damn block smells like citrus funk” territory.
Now the high—oh man. It hits fast. Like someone flipped a switch in your brain and suddenly everything’s brighter, faster, funnier. Not giggly, though. More like hyper-aware. You’ll start noticing weird stuff, like how your hands feel or how the light hits the wall. It’s cerebral as hell, sometimes too much. If you’re prone to anxiety, maybe tread lightly. Or don’t. I’m not your mom.
Medicinally? People say it helps with fatigue, stress, depression. I buy that. It’s hard to feel down when your brain’s doing cartwheels. But again—dose matters. Take too much and you might end up staring at your ceiling fan for two hours wondering if it’s judging you.
Flavors? Sour, obviously. But not just sour. There’s this electric tang, like biting into a green apple while sniffing gasoline. Some people hate it. I love it. It’s aggressive. No apologies. Like it knows it’s too much and leans into it anyway.
Would I recommend growing it? Depends. If you’re a newbie, maybe not your first rodeo. It’s needy. Finicky. But if you’ve got a few harvests under your belt and want something with personality—something that fights back a little—Sour Haze is your girl.
Anyway. That’s my two cents. Take it or leave it. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you when your living room starts smelling like a citrus crime scene.