ILGM – Editor’s Choice (2026)
ILGM is the US‑focused seed bank with a germination guarantee and fast shipping. Trusted by thousands of growers nationwide.
- ✅ Auto-flowering & feminized seeds
- ✅ High germination rate
- ✅ Fast US shipping
- ✅ Excellent customer support
Herbies Seeds
Herbies Seeds offers a huge selection with worldwide shipping. A solid choice for international growers.
- ✅ Wide variety of strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Good customer service
- ✅ Payment options available
Crop King Seeds
Crop King Seeds offers a variety of Canadian strains. Slightly lower ratings but still a good option for many growers.
- ✅ Canadian strains
- ✅ Reliable shipping
- ✅ Decent customer support
- ✅ Payment options
Strawberry Banana seeds. Yeah, those. You’ve probably heard the name tossed around in a haze of smoke and half-lucid praise—“dude, that shit tastes like a smoothie.” And it kinda does. But it’s not just about flavor. This strain’s got a vibe. A weird, sticky, slow-unfolding vibe that sneaks up behind your eyeballs and whispers, “hey, relax.”
These seeds? They’re not for the lazy or the clueless. You gotta know what you’re doing, or at least pretend convincingly. They’ll stretch if you let them—tall, lanky girls with dense, resin-caked buds that smell like someone mashed up a fruit stand in the middle of a forest. Sweet, yes. But there’s a funk under there. Something earthy, almost rotten in a good way. Like overripe bananas left too long in the sun. It’s weirdly comforting.
I’ve seen folks screw it up. Overfeed, overwater, overthink. This isn’t a needy plant, but she’s not forgiving either. You mess with her rhythm, she’ll sulk. Or herm. Or just flat-out die on you. But if you get it right—if you dial in the light, the airflow, the nutrients just so—she rewards you. Big time. Thick colas, dripping in trichomes. Like they’ve been dipped in sugar and sadness. It’s beautiful.
And the high? Oh man. It’s not a punch. It’s a slow melt. First your face, then your spine, then your thoughts just sort of . . . drift. Not couchlock, not exactly. More like couch-float. You’re there, but also not. Music sounds better. Food tastes like it was made by angels with greasy fingers. Time gets weird. You’ll stare at a spoon for ten minutes and feel okay about it.
Medicinally? Sure, people say it helps with anxiety, depression, chronic pain, all the usual suspects. I don’t know. I just know it makes me feel like I’m wrapped in a warm towel that smells like strawberries and regret. And sometimes that’s enough.
Oh, and don’t let the name fool you. This isn’t some lightweight, candy-ass strain. It’s got teeth. THC levels can spike—22%, 26%, even higher if you push it. It’ll knock you sideways if you’re not careful. So yeah, it’s sweet. But it bites.
Growing from seed? Expect some variation. Not a ton, but enough to keep things interesting. Some phenos lean more banana, others more berry. Some are squat and bushy, others stretch like they’re reaching for God. That’s part of the fun though. You never quite know what you’re gonna get. It’s like a stoned box of chocolates.
Anyway. If you’re thinking about running Strawberry Banana—do it. Just don’t half-ass it. She deserves better than that. And so do you.