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Wedding Cake seeds—man, where do I even start? This isn’t your average backyard bud. It’s sticky, loud, and hits like a velvet hammer. Some folks call it Pink Cookies, which sounds cute until you’re halfway through a joint and forget what day it is. The genetics? Triangle Kush crossed with Animal Mints. Sounds like a science experiment, smokes like a damn dessert. Sweet, earthy, a little peppery if you’re paying attention. But honestly, who’s paying attention after two hits?
I’ve grown it. Twice. First time was a mess—overwatered, under-loved, still got a yield that made my buddy Dave cry. Second time? Dialed in the lighting, let the soil dry out proper, and boom. Dense nugs, purple streaks, trichomes like frost on a windshield. Smelled like someone baked a vanilla cake in a pine forest. You open the jar and it just punches you in the nose with sugar and gas. Not subtle. Not polite. But damn, it’s beautiful.
Smoking it is a whole other thing. It doesn’t creep—it crashes. First it melts your face, then your spine, then your plans. You were gonna do laundry? Nah. You’re watching conspiracy videos and ordering tacos now. It’s that kind of high. Heavy, but not dumb. You can still think, just slower. Like your brain’s wading through molasses. Good for anxiety, if you’ve got the tolerance. Bad for productivity, unless your job is to stare at clouds and contemplate the void.
And the seeds themselves? Not cheap. Not easy to find either, unless you’ve got a hookup or you’re willing to roll the dice with some sketchy online shop that ships from who-knows-where. But when you get legit Wedding Cake genetics—real deal, not some bunk knockoff—it’s worth it. Every damn penny. Just don’t expect it to be forgiving. This plant wants attention. It wants love. Ignore it and it’ll sulk. Treat it right and it’ll reward you with buds that look like they were dipped in sugar and rolled in diamonds.
Honestly, I think it’s overrated by some, underrated by others. Depends what you’re after. If you want a mellow daytime sativa? Look elsewhere. If you want to sink into your couch and forget your own name for a bit? This is it. Wedding Cake doesn’t mess around. It’s not for beginners. It’s not for the faint of heart. But if you’re ready—really ready—it’ll take you places. Weird places. Good places. Sometimes both at once.
Anyway. Grow it if you can. Smoke it if you find it. Just don’t expect to get anything done afterward. And for the love of god, keep snacks nearby. You’ll thank me later.